Dr. Seuss IEP's

For those of you that have ever written, heard, had, or spent time working on IEP's

(Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)
Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEPs
I do not like them, Geez Louise
We test, we check
We plan, we meet
But nothing ever seems complete

Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I see
Not page 1, not 2, not 3
Another change
A brand new boxI think we all
Have lost our rocks

Could you all meet here or there?
We could not all meet here or there
We cannot all fit anywhere!
Not in a room, Not in the hall
There seems to be no space at all

Would you, could you meet again?
I cannot meet again next week
No lunch, no prep
Please hear me speak
No not at dusk. No not at dawn
At 4 p.m. I should be gone
Could you hear while all speak out?

Would you write the words they spout?
I could not hear, I would not write
This does not need to be a fight

Sign here, date there
Mark this, check that
Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e)
You do not like them
So you say
Try again, try again!
And you may, If you will let me be
I will try again
You'll seeSay!

I almost like these IEPs!
I think I'll write six thousand three
And I will practice day and night
Until they say"You've got it right!"